The right comeback will make you come across as intelligent. It will remind your enemies not to mess with you. It will make you appear strong. Of course, you can also use funny insults on your best friends when they’re being a little too annoying. Here are the 80+ best insults to destroy your enemies, or more importantly, your best friends.
Comebacks and insults that will destroy your worst enemies
If you want to shut someone down when they start to get mean, you need to use one of these perfect comebacks:
- I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you.
- Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there.
- Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.
- I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
- Remember that time you were saying that thing I didn’t care…